howdy — getting one of my friends to housesit and hes like...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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getting one of my friends to housesit and hes like Aw man dude don't worry just enjoy your vacation and the moment I close the door to get in my taxi he tweets "i love smoking cigarettes indoors"